What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What is your twin flame story?

-mwahh

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”